28 February 2011

Fara Fauzana dan Kisah Hantu

25 Febuari 2011, Jumaat
Kami berekspedisi mula jam 7.00 petang, menaiki Perodua Kembara. Destinasi: Rembau. Kami berlima pada kali ini. Malam yang sesak di atas jalanraya, dengan hujan renyai2. Kesesakan paling teruk untuk keluar tol UPM. Persinggahan pertama di R&R untuk solat Maghrib.

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Di R&R
Tiba ke destinasi pada hampir pukul 10 malam. Makan malam di rumah kawan saya dan terus ke rumah yang “tersebut”.
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Keadaan waktu malam sejurus sebelum kami memasukinya
Rumah ini merupakan rumah keluarga milik seorang sahabat. Rumah ini bakal dijadikan homestay Kg. Gadong, Rembau. Siap didirikan pada 6 Syawal 1358 H pada hari Isnin. Sudah berusia lebih 50 tahun. Rumah ini terletak di sebelah rumahnya, dan dipisahkan oleh pintu pagar kecil.

Kami memasuki rumah ini hampir pukul 11 malam. Ibu sahabat saya itu membantu kami membawa peralatan tidur daripada rumahnya. Seperti biasa, kami menyediakan tempat tidur dahulu. Memandangkan masih tiada perabot, kami hanya melapik lantai dengan tikar plastik dan selimut tebal sebagai tilam. Kami tidur di bahagian dapur atas alasan dekat dengan tandas, walaupun ada antara kami yang tidak bersetuju.

Selepas solat Isyak, kami minum kopi dan bersembang kosong. Apabila berada dalam rumah yang begitu tradisional, mood dan perasaan kami begitu lain. Teruja dan sedikit seram.

Sewaktu menempuh hujan selepas keluar dari kereta tadi, Walkman Sony MP4 saya terjatuh ke lopak air, dan tidak dapat di’off’kan. Jadi saya biarkan ia terus memainkan lagu, supaya bateri habis.

Hampir pukul 1.30, masing2 sudah mulai mahu tidur, kecuali saya dan dua lagi sahabat. Sedang kami berbual2, terdengar bunyi pintu pagar bergerak, seperti bunyi buaian. Kami mendiamkan diri sebentar.

Seorang sahabat menegur “Bunyi apa tu?” Saya memarahinya spontan. Kemudiannya, seorang lagi tidur, kecuali saya dan sahabat yang menegur tadi. Kami membaringkan diri, tetapi rasa mata begitu sukar untuk tertutup. MP4 saya masih lagi memainkan lagu, menjadi satu2nya bunyi yang kami dengari ketika ini.

Tidak lama kemudian, terdengar bunyi pintu pagar tadi. Apabila bunyi pintu pagar tadi berhenti, tiba2 pintu dapur diketuk kuat, seperti ada seseorang yang ingin masuk. Kami membatukan diri. Saya berasa begitu kaget, tetapi kami masih berdiam diri. Bunyi orang mengetuk pintu hanya sekejap, tetapi kuat.

Setelah itu, kedinginan dan kesunyian malam menguasai. Dalam masa 10 minit, tiada apa2 bunyi. Saya cuba menutup mata, sebelum pintu pagar berbunyi kembali, seperti bunyi buaian. Saya menunggu, kerana saya tahu ‘benda’ itu akan kembali.

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Tempat tidur kami di dapur yang kosong


Sebaik saja pintu pagar berhenti berbunyi, pintu dapur dihentam sekali lagi. Seperti ada orang merempuh daripada luar. Saya memandang kawan saya, kemudian mengangguk. Dia pun mengangguk, bermakna dia turut mendengar. Kemudian dia berbisik; “Tidur!” sambil jarinya dilekatkan ke bibir; isyarat menyuruh senyap. Saya berbaring sekali lagi, dan lagu dari MP4 saya masih bermain kuat.

10 minit kemudian, pintu pagar berbunyi sekali lagi, isyarat ‘benda’ itu mengganggu kembali. Saya sempat berharap supaya ia tidak akan mengetuk pintu dapur lagi. Sebaik saja pintu pagar berhenti berbunyi, pintu dapur  dirempuh kuat. Harapan saya tidak menjadi kenyataan.

Kali ini, kawan saya pemilik tuan rumah terjaga. Bunyi yang kuat tadi mengejutkannya. Melihat dia sudah bangun, saya pun bingkas duduk, dan mengejutkan seorang lagi kawan. 4 daripada 5 orang sudah terjaga. Saya menerangkan kepada mereka tentang bunyi yang saya dengari dengan bahasa isyarat; dengan niat tidak ingin menegur. Tetapi dia menyangka saya bermaksud pencuri. Segera dikeluarkan parang, sebelum saya menerangkan sekali lagi tentang perkara sebenar. Kami berdiam selama beberapa minit.

Selepas beberapa lama, dia bertanya sama ada kami ingin kembali ke rumahnya atau tidak. Saya mengangguk. Dia kemudian menghubungi ibunya, meminta membuka pintu untuk kami masuk. Tetapi ibunya terus datang ke rumah tersebut dan menjemput kami.

Kami lekas mengejutkan seorang lagi kawan yang masih tidur, mengemaskan barang dan terus pulang ke rumah sebelah. Kawan saya si pemilik rumah berbual dengan ibunya kemudiannya tentang rumah tersebut.
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Rumah tersebut pada waktu siang. Bulatan merah ialah pintu pagar yang berbunyi; bulatan biru ialah pintu dapur yang diketuk.

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Pintu dapur yang diketuk daripada pemandangan dalam. Ciri unik pintu ini ialah ia dibahagikan kepada empat daun; 2 atas dan 2 bawah. Bahagian atas boleh menjadi seperti tingkap jika bahagian bawah dikunci

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Pintu dapur yang diketuk: pemandangan luar
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Perabot berusia puluhan tahun yang masih tersimpan dalam rumah tersebut. Dari kanan: radio, almari, almari dapur. Perabot yang lain sudah dibuang.

Antara perbualan kawan saya dan ibunya ialah; siapa yang tidur dibawah alang. Dan yang tidur dibawah alang pada malam itu ialah saya dan kawan saya yang diganggu! Patutlah kami berdua saja yang diganggu pada malam itu.

Menurut ibunya, orang yang tidur dibawah alang paling mudah diganggu, disantau, dan di‘hantar’, selain sukar untuk tidur. No wonder! Kali pertama saya mendengar penjelasan seperti itu.

Selain itu, kemungkinan besar ‘benda’ itu cuma dapat mengganggu dari luar kerana dia tidak dapat masuk. Setelah kami semua solat Isyak dan membaca ayat Qursi, dia tidak dapat masuk lagi ke dalam rumah itu. Sebab itu barangkali dia mengetuk pintu rumah kuat2. Kalau dia dapat masuk, mungkin dia akan mengganggu kami dengan lagi dahsyat!

Selain itu, adik kawan saya itu juga pernah melihat seorang wanita berpakaian putih duduk di bawah rumah, selain ayahnya pernah tertangkap gambar wanita berambut panjang sewaktu merakam gambar di sekitar rumah itu.

Kawan2 saya semuanya berharap supaya kami dapat tinggal lagi di situ, kerana mereka tidak terjaga sewaktu diganggu dan tidak mendengar apa2 bunyi aneh. Tapi saya yakin, sewaktu kami semua berjaga, ‘benda’ itu tidak berani mengganggu. Setelah semua mulai tidur, barulah dia mula menjalankan agenda. Kalau difikirkan logik, sepanjang kami berbual malam tersebut, langsung tidak ada apa2 bunyi. Sewaktu seorang demi seorang tidur, barulah dia berani mengetuk pintu. Dan kalau kami stay, mungkin dia akan mengganggu dengan lagi dahsyat!

Ada berani? Datanglah ke Kg. Gadong, Rembau untuk pengalaman eksklusif anda!

26 Febuari 2011, Sabtu.
Setelah malam yang menakutkan, kami tidur lena. Pada waktu pagi, kami semua melawat Istana Raja Melewar di Astana Raja.
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Istana Raja Melewar.
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Replika Batu Kasur seperti yang asal di Sumatera Barat. Batu ini merupakan salah satu ujian bagi anak raja di Pagar Ruyung. Batu ini akan dialas dengan daun jelatang yang sangat gatal dan anak raja akan tidur di atas batu ini selama beberapa malam sebagai ujian. Mereka akan diganggu dengan gangguan mistik selain merasa gatal yang amat sangat dan sesiapa anak raja yang berjaya dianggap sebagai layak menjadi raja.

Setelah melawat sekitar Istana Raja Melewar, kami sempat melalui beberapa kawasan yang dianggap keras oleh penduduk sekitar. Antaranya 3 rumah berjiran yang dikatakan keras yang terletak bersebelahan Masjid Batu.

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Rumah 1
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Rumah 2

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Rumah 3
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Masjid Batu yang terletak bersebelahan rumah2 berhantu tersebut

Ketika berjalan2 di sekitar kawasan ini, kawan saya menunjukkan arah rumah nenek Fara Fauzana. Baru saya tahu neneknya orang Rembau!

Akhir sekali kami singgah di kaki Gunung Dat0k. Tapi tak mandi pun, sebab tak bawak baju basahan.

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Kaki Gunung Datok.
Lepas tu kami pun balik. Dalam pertengahan jalan, kami singgah dekat Gerai Cendol Leman Dawi. Yang spesial gerai ni, kita bayar RM1.00, boleh makan cendol puas2. Boleh tambah sampai kenyang. 

N lagi satu, Pak Cik Leman Dawi akan menghiburkan pelanggan dengan menyebut fakta2 sejarah setiap negeri di Malaysia beserta keluasan setiap negeri dalam km2

Contohnya, dia tanya pelanggan dari negeri mana? n kalau pelanggan tu dari Melaka, dia akan sebut keluasan negeri Melaka, jumlah penduduk, n asal usul nama negeri Melaka. Hebat2!

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Cendol Leman Dawi!
Selepas itu, kami pulang semula ke UPM dengan seribu satu pengalaman baru… Itu saja ceritanya! Penat menaip!

MIMPI

Sejauhmana mimpi boleh mempengaruhi kita? Kadang2 mimpi macam sangat real, n kadang2 mimpi boleh bawak sign yang tertentu. Ada org cakap, mimpi ni salah satu sifat kenabian.

Pernah tak dengar perkataan dejavu? Dejavu means kita melakukan sesuatu, n tetiba kita rasa macam pernah melakukan benda tu, walhal kita tak pernah buat. Selalunya dejavu berlaku kalau kita pernah bermimpi tentang benda tu. Saya pernah banyak kali dapat dejavu, n setiap kali dapat dejavu saya akan bagitau semua orang yang ada pada waktu tu, sebab perasaan mendapat dejavu sangat overwhelming n surreal; that u cannot contain the feeling to yourself.

For me, sometimes mimpi macam extension of the real life. Kadang2 dalam mimpi kita nampak orang2 yang kita kenal, tapi mereka wujud sebagai reflection diri mereka dan situasi dalam real life. Mereka menjadi diri mereka, tapi dalam situasi yang hampir sama dengan reality.

Orang kata, kita mimpi dalam black n white, tapi saya x percaya. Dalam mimpi saya ada banyak warna. N kadang2 saya terlampau obses pada sesuatu sampai boleh bermimpikan benda tu. Contohnya, saya pernah mimpi main Plants vs Zombies sebab terlampau obses! Ho3!

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Mimpi sayakah ini?!

Mimpi saya yang latest ialah pagi tadi. Saya mimpi lif fakulti tertutup n ada seorang budak lelaki yang terperangkap. Lepas tu lif tu akan terhempas. Saya pun jerit2 suruh dia cuba tahan pintu lif, tapi dia cakap dia tak pandai. Sebab dalam mimpi saya, lif tu pernah terhempas. Tapi tak sempat budak lelaki tu terhempas, saya dah bangun dulu. Fuh! Kalau betul terjadi, ngeri!

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Mati tersepit di lif!

Kebetulan pulak dalam English ada term “Elevator Dream”, maksudnya mimpi seolah2 kita sedang turun atau menaik, atau bergerak side to side. Hm, mesti semua orang baru pernah dengar kan? Tapi saya yakin semua orang pernah rasa “Elevator Dream” ni.

Kadang2, ada mimpi yang sangat sedih sampai kita rasa nak menangis bila terjaga. Mimpi yang menakutkan pun ada, n bila terjaga rasa ketakutan. Dua-dua pernah saya rasa. Mimpi yang gembira agak jarang pulak. Pelik!

Pernah tak y’all mimpi yang sangat menarik? Kalau ada mehla kita share. Mimpi saya paling menarik maybe mimpi terbang kot. Best! Sebab dalam real life tak mungkin dapat. Sebab tu namanya mimpi je kan?

27 February 2011

Back from Holidays, ready for work!

Hey y’all!

How’s weekend? Today not gonna talk much, just wanna tell you guys that I’m going to be away for two days. Tomorrow have to send my first thesis draft, and also got one test, and next day after tomorrow have to send assignment.

Just came back from Rembau yesterday, and we had many unforgettable memories (when I said unforgettable, I mean THAT SHIT SO SCARY, I’M GONNA KILL MYSELF OFF!) Scary one, funny one. All is blended as one in this holiday. As soon as I have the time, I’ll tell you guys. (Some spoilers: kena kacau hantu, went to the best cendol stall ever…)

Here are some spoiler pictures before I tell you guys what happened that 13 hours in Rembau:

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Apa gambar ni? Rumah berusia ratusan tahun tempat kami bermalam dan mendengar bunyian aneh…

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Masjid Batu.

So far guys, that’s all. Imma gonna update later and tell you more about our experience in Rembau, especially ‘kisah hantu’.

Oh here’s another screen shot that made me laughed and mad at the same time. No relation with this entry, just menumpang since I don’t want to write another entry to include this thing.

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So much ass for politicking!

That’s all dudes and ladies. Gonna keep you posted after another two days. Till then, please finish your homework!

25 February 2011

PENIPUAN : Mana ada babi!

Guys, I have posted this one in facebook before. Since I am lazy to write any new entry, let’s just read this one ok?
 
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“Saya tak bersalah! Saya pun mangsa fitnah! Oink oink!”
 
Selalu kita dengar pasal makanan2 yang mengandungi benda2 yang tidak halal. Sejauhmana sebagai umat Islam kita berusaha mengkaji kesahihan berita tentang makanan tak halal? Well, saya dah cuba cari kebenaran, and inilah yang saya jumpa.
Berikut ialah emel yg slalu disebarkan:


SENARAI BARANG YANG MENGANDUNGI LEMAK

> 1. Minyak Masak LAM SOON ( Cap Helang & Buruh )
> 2. Ubat Pearl Cream Arche ( Thailand )
> 3. Ajinomoto ( Thailand )
> 4. Ais Krim Harga RM1.00 ke atas
> 5. Semua tauhu buatan Orang Cina
> 6. Sabun LUX & Lotion Badan Buatan Malaysia , USA , & Thailand
> 7. Sabun FAB berbuku > 8. Lobak Jeruk > 9. Mee & Kueteow basah ( buatan Cina)
> 10. Krim Muka Hazeline Snow

SENARAI BARANG YG MENGANDUNGI ( KULIT BABI, URI & BINATANG YANG TIDAK HALAL)

> 1. Semua Jenis Serbuk Mee Segera Terutama Maggi
> 2. Pucuk , Kulit Popia, Fish Cake & Bebola Ikan buatan Orang Cina
> 3. Daging Burger Import
> 4.. Sardin, Kari Ayam dlm tin & Yong Taufu buatan Orang Cina
> 5. Kasut Bola Jenis ‘ Gold Cup’
> 6. Berus Gigi Jenis ‘ Reach’
> 7. Mee Kering ( sanggol ) Mee Rebus Tulang&Kiub Perasa Ayam
> 8. Semua sabun mandi yang diimport
> 9. Ajinomoto kecuali keluaran Kilang Lot 5710 Jalan Kuchai Lama KL
> 10. Semua jenis shampoo kecuali keluaran Orang Islam
> 11. Have Pearl Cream
> 12. Ramuan Kentucky Fried Chicken & Mc Donald
> 13. Ubat Kurap buatan Org Cina
> 14.. Beehon Segera Siam
> 16. Sabun Mandi Yang Berminyak

SENARAI BARANG YANG MENGANDUNGI GELATIN ( LEMAK **** DAN BINATANG TIDAK HALAL )

> 1. Bosset Wine Gum
> 2. Dairy Milk Coklat
> 3. Coklat Cadbury/ Chewing Gum
> 4. Sugus Strawberry
> 5. Passer Doily Mixture
> 6. Trebo Mint Chewing Gum/ Peppermint
> 7. Scothes Vikmin
> 8. Share Extra Atrenght
> 9. Black Current Jelly
> 10. Royal Gulaman & Decart Oranges
> 11. Valvis Gelatin
> 12. Sarung Kapsul Ubat
> 13. Ais Krim dalam bekas plastik
> 14. Gula-gula Fruities
> 15 Cake Mets Vilber Punch
> 16 Coklat Cake
> 17 Tepung Kastard Lady’s Choice
> 18 Semua jenis Jelly
> 19 Semua jenis gincu bibir
> 20 Keseluruhan Jenis Sheisedo
> 21 Lady’s Choice Jelly

SENARAI BARANG YANG MENGANDUNGI ALKOHOL UNSUR-UNSURNYA

> 1 BARANGAN AVON KESELURUHANNYA
> 2 PEWANGI KETIAK TERUTAMA JENAMA VITALIS & CONCORD
> 3 MINYAK RAMBUT BRYLCREAM ( HIJAU )
> 4 RACUN SERANGGA JENIS SPRAY SEPERTI SHELTOX, BAYGON & MORTIN
> 5 SELURUH UBAT BATUK JENIS SIRAP
> 6 KESELURUHAN BALL PEN DAKWAT KERING
> 7 TONIK BAYI GRAPE WATER, TONIK WATERBERRY COMPOUND

Kami dalam keresahan memohon ampun dan maaf terlewat memberutahu perkara di atas. Pastikan Pakaian anda tidak terkena bahan-bahan diatas terutama pakaian sembahyang.

TOLONG CETAK DAN EDARKAN RISALAH INI KPD SEMUA SAUDARA ISLAM KITA.

Confirm – Pringles Potato Chips – tidak HALAL !!
AMARAN OLEH KERAJAAN M’SIA BERHATI-HATI SEBELUM MAKAN!
Ref. Message: Pringles Potato Chips
Looks like you have to find another alternative to munch. Just to let you and gang know…….. I have checked. It’s true that the chips contain Emulsifier.
Dr Safurah Hj Jaafar
; Principal Assistant Director;

Ministry of Health , Malaysia ; Tel: 03-2540088.
TOP URGENT…….. PLS FORWARD TO OUR MUSLIM FRIENDS… Forward this to your pork-free muslim friends. Beware of what you eat.
end of email.

Berikut pula ialah penjelasan JAKIM mengenai emel tersebut:

1. JAKIM mengucapkan terima kasih kerana mengingatkan orang ramai khususnya pengguna Muslim tentang pemilihan barang makanan.

2. Isu yang dikemukakan oleh puan di atas adalah isu lama dan dibuat oleh mereka yang tidak bertanggungjawab, kerana apabila pihak JAKIM membuat siasatan nama mereka yang dikaitkan dalam Kajian di Pusat Pengajian Tinggi tidak wujud dan pihak universiti tidak pernah mengarahkan mana-mana pensyarah atau pelajar membuat kajian terhadap produk yang dimaksudkan.

3. Sebagai panduan puan, dinasihatkan supaya menggunakan produk yang ada tanda halal JAKIM atau Jabatan Agama Islam Negeri dan sekiranya terdapat kemusykilan pada barangan yang ada tanda halal JAKIM diminta supaya mendapatkan nama produk dan pengeluar dengan jelas dan rujuklah kepada JAKIM atau lihat laman web JAKIM melalui internet.


Tambahan info:


Seorg penerima emel ini yang menggelarkan dirinya 'nama ku Abu' telah menghubungi Dr Safurah Hj Jaafar ; Principal Assistant Director; Ministry of Health , Malaysia ; Tel: 03-2540088. Malangnya nombor tersebut tidak dapat dihubungi dan berdasarkan sumber yang lain, Dr Safurah juga mengatakan bahawa beliau tidak pernah mengeluarkan kenyataan tersebut. Beliau juga telah membuat laporan polis kerana difitnah akibat penggunaan nama beliau dalam emel tersebut. Berikut ialah link yg menerangkan penafian

Dr Safurah:
http://groups.yahoo.com/group/ex_smss/message/33

Kesimpulannya: Emel tersebut ialah PALSU. Dan tiada bukti produk2 di atas adalah HARAM. So jangan percaya.

Moral of the story: Jangan senang percaya kalau ada org nak permainkan sensitiviti kita. Buat kajian dulu. Jangan senang2 nak share dlm FB. Kan jadi fitnah dkt Dr Safurah ni....JAKIM pun dah siasat nama2 individu dan universiti yg diberikan dan hasilnya: PENIPUAN semata-mata. Satu pengajaran kepada umat Islam....

These are some comments that I had received from the notes, that I think worth sharing:

Bonda

LOL! Melayu mudah ditipu also!

BTW, FYI, Dr Farinazleen Ghazali is a lecturer of Fakulti Sains & Teknologi Makanan, UPM. She knows better about this than anyone who circulated the email!

P/s: maybe this is the last entry for this week though. I’m going to join my friends to do their assignment in N. Sembilan. Wish you guys a happy weekend! See you!

















































































L.u,m-p/u=h

Sakit hati telah berlaku bilamana livewriter membuat hal dan menyebabkan masalah mengupdate blog telah berlaku. Ini telah mencabar kewarasan seorang mahasiswa picisan bernama bedaduz yang sedang berusaha meningkatkan trafik blognya yang telah terpaksa meninggalkan penulisan thesis buat sementara waktu.
Boys, and girls, and mama orang and papa orang,

LiveWriter 2011 is a new software from Microsoft designated specifically to fill the niche
of blog writing. It offers many fantastic features, yang membuatkan blogging goes easy.

But why sudah rosak? I cannot blame anybody more except u, uSpot! You see, the last attempt to update my blog was disturbed when uSpot terputus while LiveWriter was re-publishing my older post. Since then, asek keluar NullReference exception je. Kejadah?!! Nak repair I dok panda, buke oghe hebak komputer!
The only thing left to do was Googling, but it won’t settle anything! LiveWriter 2011 is still new and not much problems were encountered by the users.

That leaves me with yet another choice: CURSING! Yes, cursing! But mine choice of words is not that vulgar, just *simple* (wink2!) words such asz ‘Silaka!’ ‘Nate!’ ‘Hanjen!’ ‘Nate beghuk!’ ‘Bongek!’ See, I told you, I am very decent. Don’t like carut marut much2 like you guys do. Ala, own it je, perempuan pun kadang2 terlepas jugak mencarut. Orang laki dah biasa dengan carut2 ni. Tapi tak mau jugak LiveWriter jadi elok, I might consider reinstalling this shit.

Till livewriter is repaired, selamat Sembahyang Jumaat kepada umat Islam lelaki! Yang perempuan, sila solat Zuhur! Last update before going to Jumaat this is. Assalamualaikum and good afternoon.

Students & Shopping

Ladies and gentlemen, and also gentle men (lelaki lembut ke?).

Tonight I’m gonna tell you the thing students love the most: SHOPPING!

Just so we clear, lemme tell you how the students spent their hard-earn money from their loan every sem. You know, since most top universities in Malaysia are located in the big city, spending time in shopping malls is like a compulsory extra credit curricular for them. Hell yeah, we are all shopaholic.

Let’s start with Mahasiswi!

They love to buy: Clothes, shoes, perfumes, clothes, shoes, handbags, tudung, clothes again, oh, shoes again, and clothes, make-ups, clothes. Most things are bought after love at the first sight. No second thought. No beforehand planning.

Occasional buying: New gadgets. Presents for balak. Birthday surprises for friends and balak

Other craps they spend their money on: Broadband bills, cinema tickets (when they were with friends).

Mahasiswa:

We love to buy: Food, gadget. Wait, a WIDE range of gadgets. Expensive camera for pro-photographer wannabes, new iPod, new N series, new 500GB external harddrive we were craving for ever since we had finally finish spending every single red cent of our studies loan the previous sem.

Food, food. Clothes. Games CD.

Occasional buying: New car accessories. Presents for aweks.

Other crap we spend our money on: Cinema tickets, times 2 when we watch cinema with our aweks. And other entertainment stuffs we bought to fulfill our childish desire on occasion – it can be Jutaria, Yu-Gi-Oh trading cards, Gila-gila etc etc

MORE RARE MONEY SPENDING:

- Printing some fliers for political purpose, buying some white clothes for jenazah props, some red paint for blood-imitation during protest, RM10 to top-up credit to call friends from KUIS, UM, UKM, etc to join in the excitement, additional RM5 for calling reporters for free publicity-

MORE MORE RARE:

- Paying for some hotel fee for Valentine’s Day one night stand-
Burp. I kept sendawa while writing this. Maybe too kenyang makan benda halal rather than spending my money on some other craps.

Thanks JPA, I promise I’ll be good and I’ll make it up to you one day. Just wanna say I'd spent the money given to me responsibly.

Check-out. (Leaving this one night stand)

24 February 2011

kerjaya bersama UNILEVER

Hey friends and foes! Today I wanna talk about the chance for you to improve your leadership skills and to expand your horizon. Well, I know students now can expand by breaking the sliding door, but just leave it there ok? This might be the once-in-a-lifetime chance you could grab of.

http://www.unilever.com.my/careers/

This is your chance! Untuk students UPM, UKM, UM n USM digalakkan memohon sebab mereka pun nak cari employee dari these top 4 universities.

This is from my friend’s status. Among the advantages are:

1 – After 3 years of working, you would be promoted as Manager
2 – In 6 months, it is compulsory to be sent oversea
3 – Rewards for workers.
So what are you waiting for? Grab this chance and let’s register A.S.A.P!

SOME WORDS FROM A STUDENT TO SAIFUDDIN ABDULLAH

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Assalamualaikum Dato’,

I am one of your fans who recognised you for being the Minister who stood up for students. I am also from your Constituency; I was born and raised up in Temerloh.

Dato’,

I have a few things to say to you.

First of all, I must clarify that I am an ordinary student from UPM, with nothing unusual, no political affiliations, just a student. But since you interrupted into our political matters in UPM, I have a few things to ask.

1 – Pro-Mahasiswa rejected any outside political influence, which was portrayed by few of their demonstrations. See Dato’, maybe I have mistaken, but your biodata says “Ahli Parlimen Temerloh”, which makes you a foreign political entity to UPM. And oh my, you had just done the thing Pro-M hated the most! You are meddling into our campus political matters!

2 – Dato’, you are trying to say that the BHEP is repeating “the injustices done to Aung San Suu Kyi and Hamas whose wins at the polls were not recognised” But don’t you think what Pro-M had done is repeating what the bombers in Bali had done? They hurt the innocents in the name of Islam! Just ask them how do they feel after the security guards were injured, and many of them didn’t show any signs of guilt, instead they said that this is the winning of ‘Student Power’! And they also recited ‘Alhamdulillah’! The only thing that makes them differ from the bombers is they didn’t get killed.

3 – Dato’, the hell I care with political campus. I had voted down not sincerely since I had never even have a chance to know closely the candidates besides when they were screaming like hell while I was enjoying my dinner. Most of the candidates who looked good in the picture will have my vote. I think some things need to change. Maybe you could send an SMS to our VC or TNC again to ask them to do your bidding that campus election must be carried out after each and every Pro-M candidate is introduced to the students, with every poster must have Pro-M’s logo. But you should do this unbeknownst to the Pro-M, in case they found out you are some ‘outside political influence’ that was trying to ‘control the students’ mind’. Most other BN politicians got this cursing more often than you do, and I wonder why. They just did exactly the same; sticking their money-smelling noses in places they don’t belong, and the Pro-M raged like there was no tomorrow. And Dato’, you must consider yourself lucky!

4 – Dato’, you said “JANGAN ABAIKAN KUASA PELAJAR” and you reminded everyone that the voices of students must be heard, in case people want to avoid what had happened in Tunisia and Egypt. But from what I see, you were trying to emphasize the voices of anti-establishment party, or an opposition. And since you just mentioned Tunisia and Egypt, I must note you that the one who had rise up to have their voices heard was not the opposition in both countries, it’s the people. In case you wanted to apply it to UPM, the people is the real STUDENTS and not the opposition! STUDENTS like me, a neutral one, not students like Najib Chebbi who holds opposition in Tunisia!

We, neutral students rejected Pro-M for what they had done, for the name of our University that they had tarnished. We hate violence Dato'! So now, how could you say that the Pro-M holds what students want? You must start listening to voices like me, whom are neutral, ordinary, sincere and got nothing to lose if anything happened. Why should you listen to Pro-M when they have their own agenda that they inherited from outside political affairs? And the election was not a mirror for a student’s voice. Election is like giving hard choices to students and they won’t have the right to choose whoever they like. They only got to choose whoever is available on the screen! And again Dato’, you can refer number 3 for my suggestion.

5 – Since you stated above matter as in number 4, I must say that you must not abandon my voice. I have the right to speak, the right to condemn what I see is not right. You see Dato’, Pro-M is the biggest liar in University. They failed to impress me, and worse yet, they repelled me. Oh wait a minute! That doesn’t mean I‘m falling for Pro-A! I think both are hypocrites, but Pro-M shows that they have more questionable integrity compared to Pro-A.

Those from Pro-M that were elected usually have discipline problems; they didn’t attend meetings, being two-faced, slandering people and such. Pro-A did the same, but they were better in doing their works, and at least they don’t promote Islam together with their manifesto. AND at least Pro-A didn’t hurt any security guards all along their campaigns or post-campaigns, or demo, or post demos.

6 – Since this thing had become a national issue, I hope that you can send some positive signal to our parents telling them that UPM is doing great, nothing to worry about, everybody attending their classes except for those who participated in the riot. Well, eventhough now my neighbours will all equate riot to UPM, I am positive that your interruption of this matter can reduce the effects, and thus, will tend to make all people, young and old, foreign and local, to have confidence again in UPM, and forgetting whatever riot that happened. After all, it was just a sliding door and some bloodshed. Nobody will remember that.


I think that is all I have to say. I must state again that I am an ordinary student. I do hope you won’t read this letter, since I don’t want you to do the thing Pro-M hated the worst. Oh, Dato’ by the way, I hope we can eat ikan patin together once we back in Temerloh, away from this crazy campus politics sphere!
Assalamualaikum Dato’, and good luck.

23 February 2011

MAIN DENGAN BUDAK?

Kemelampauan


Tadi menggatal tengok stat dekat blog, of cos la, nak tengok bape ramai org view blog saya… Then terjumpa Search Keywords yang akan refer pada blog saya. N I was like, waddehel??? Kenapa keywords tu yg lucah2?!!

Klik gambar di atas untuk melihat apa keywords tersebut…

Kalau x dapat bukak, refer di bawah:

1 - main dengan budak (binawe!) – 3 views (LOL! ada at least 3 org Melayu yg bernafsu kepada kanak2 telah membaca blog saya!)

2 – budak u
3 – cerita budak u
4 – http:// sebab tuhan baik selamanya (oh yeah, bagusnya dis blog!)
5 – kisah my firsttime aku yang – 2 views [ yang apa? PERVERTS!]
6 - kisah main dengan budak u – 2 views [sory la 2 abg ni, blog saya bukan laman web lucah]
7 – aku ingin kepuasan – 1 view [jujurnya! saya x tau pulak kalau blog saya boleh bagi kepuasan!]
8 – budak u masa kini
9 – budak u
10 – budakk u

So dudes, those are the top ten keywords that would direct those brothers to my blog. Hopefully lepas ni ada lebih banyak keywords yg positif, mcm no 4. hahaha! till then, salam!

PRK = bullshit = menyusahkan

PRK ta’ habis2 lagi ka?

Kenapa la kamu semua ni sudah macam gila. Sudah2 la, jangan jadi manusia tak berotak. Setiap tindakan manusia disebabkan sesuatu, bukannya membabi buta. Kamu menentang dengan cara kamu, dan kamu menghalalkan cara kamu dengan nama Islam. Tetapi kamu sendiri mencemarkan perjuangan kamu dengan mengenepikan sifat-sifat dan sunnah Nabi, serta pedoman daripada ayat-ayat al-Quran. Kamu menafsir agama melalui perasaan, bukan akal.

Sekarang kamu mogok berjam2, TNC n VC kamu jadikan sasaran. Kenapa kamu begitu biadab? Kalau dalam keluarga kamu, adakah kamu akan mogok depan rumah mak ayah kamu kalau kamu tidak setuju dengan keputusan mereka? Keputusan mereka berasas, bukan seperti kamu yang gila politik. Kamu semua tidak malu dengan masyarakat. Wartawan2 datang, menerbitkan berita palsu dengan mendengar lidah kamu yang berdusta.

Sudahlah saudara2 seagama, mari kita renungkan kembali tanggungjawab kita yang sebenarnya kepada agama dan bangsa. Kenapa kita wajib menuntut ilmu dalam Islam? Itulah sebenarnya pegangan kita di sini, bukan menjaja politik untuk autonomi yang mengarut. Itu sudah jauh terpesong. Janganlah berpolitik dengan biadab, Nabi pun tidak pernah kurang ajar dengan org kafir, tetapi kamu sesama Islam ingin menghancurkan saudara kamu sendiri.

Kamu katakan agenda Yahudi menebarkan sayap ke setiap ceruk dunia, tapi kamu sendiri melabelkan diri kamu dengan nama yang memisahkan kamu dengan saudara kamu. Kamu sendiri meletakkan label untuk diri kamu supaya kamu menjadi berbeza. Sedangkan kamu sendiri akui agenda Yahudi itu ingin memecahbelahkan umat Islam.

Sudahlah ye kawan2. Bersurailah daripada BHEP tu. KAMU MENYUSAHKAN SEMUA ORANG! Lepas ni, nama UPM jadi busuk, pensyarah2 universiti luar xnak datang UPM, masyarakat pandang serong pada mahasiswa. Semua sebab kamu. Dan kamu masih ingin mengaku kamu membawa Islam? Cerminkan diri sendiri.

-Respon kepada pelajar Pro-M yg berdemonstrasi di depan Bangunan Pentadbiran UPM-

Hari Malang dengan lecturers….


Hari ni hari Rabu, 23 Febuari 2011. Dalam kelas Seminar Alam Sekitar, mendengar lecture. Bah! saya tau sepatutnya saya mendengar lecture, but I can multitask u know? bole dengar sambil taip2. hahaha! lagipun kelas ni x penting sangat (em, kalau ikut jam kredit, klas ni plg sikit sebab 1 jam kredit je)

Subtopic Slide
Introduction 2
Objectives 1
Significance of study 1
Literature review 2 @ 6
Material n Methods 2-3
Results n discussion 6 @ 2
Conclusion 1
OVERALL 15 - 18

Ini ialah presentation format utk kelas Seminar miggu terakhir. See, we’re going to present our thesis dua kali. Sekali utk VIVA n skali utk Seminar. Utk pengetahuan anda, VIVA is compulsory untuk setiap thesis di fakulti saya. VIVA ni presentation untuk setiap thesis n akan ada 3 org ahli panel. Usually seorg ahli panel ialah lecturer drpd luar fakulti, boleh jadi lecturer fakulti lain di UPM, lecturer U dekat Malaysia, or lecturer oversea. Tahun ni rasanya lecturer UPM je. Taun lepas n 2 taun sudah lecturer Jepun.

Apa kaitan semua ni dengan hari malang lecturer kan? Hm, sebenarnya ini ceritanya….

Tadi masa kelas Undang2 Keluarga Islam, saya borak2 sambil kipas2 muka dgn buku sebab panas…sambil kepala pandang belakang sebab borak2….tetiba Dr. pandang kitorang…member2 dah diam, saya je yg cakap (sambil kipas2 muka)..sebab saya mana nampak dia…pastu Dr. ckp:
“Cikgu cakap kamu bercakap… ini yg saya marah! Dengan kipas2 sekali”

Lebih kurang begitulah dia kata. Malu! FreezingSatu kelas diam. Dia serius marah! RAGE!

Kawan2 saya semua gelak. Cis! Deorg x sempat warning, sebab tu muka masing2 menunduk waktu Dr. pandang. Sepanjang kelas, saya bad mood. Bukan sebab kena marah, tapi sebab buat Dr marah. Saya percaya tau bab2 keberkatan ni. Kalau buat lecturer marah, mesti akan ada kesan somewhere. Diorang siap ngajuk2 saya lagi. Rasa down! Thumbs down

Dr. Fauzi, maafkan anakanda! <---ikhlas ni!

Lepas tu pergi fakulti. Macam biasa, nak pegi kelas Seminar kena naik lif. (padahal tingkat 2 je)Tengah saya n Zila nak naik ni, pintu lif nak tutup dah, Aainaa suruh tahan. Kitorg tahan la pintu, pastu Dr. Ram rupanya! (Dekan fakulti yg…..(isi dengan imaginasi anda!)) 

Lepas tu dia tanya:
"Awak naik lif ni kaki awak patah ke?” [Dia tengok2 kaki kitorang. Mujur saya n Zila pakai kasut hari ni. Kalau x mesti dia tanya benda lain.]
Hmm, senyap.

“Awak turun cepat. Lif ni berhantu. Awak x sakit apa naik tangga la. Muda lagi, badan pun kuat!”
Hu3. Saya dgn Zila keluar, buat muka kering. Dush, 2 kali kena attack dengan lecturer dalam tempoh sejam. Lecturer lain2 pulak tu!
Sambil naik tangga kitorg nyumpah2. Hahaha!
                                              High five

PONTENG KELAS

Sepatutnya dah final year tak buat dah kerja2 ni, tapi apakan daya. Dekat UPM, just so we clear, untuk masuk final exam, kena attend at least 80% class. Maksudnya boleh ponteng dalam 20% n ke bawah je. Kalau kelas tu 3 jam seminggu, keseluruhan boleh ponteng 8.4 jam untuk masuk final. Tapi ada jugak yang ponteng more than 20%, setiap sem mesti ada at least sorg…

Pagi tadi I woke up early. Mula2 ingat nak pergi kelas, tapi rasa sangat mengantuk. Semenjak kena tindih itu hari, saya dah mula risau nak tidur. I have this sleeping disorder. Orang putih cakap somniphobic, which means takut nak tidur. Anything la, tapi waktu hujung minggu lagi dahsyat. Saya just berani tidur lepas subuh, sebab takut nak tidur waktu malam. Lagipun dapat jamin tak tinggal solat Subuh kan?

Smile

Kalau waktu kuliah saya tidur dalam pukul 3 pagi n ke atas. Lepas tu bangun pukul 6.30. Mengantuk sangat dalam kelas! Macam semalam, pukul 8-10 kelas Teknologi Pengolahan Sisa Pepejal, rehat 10-12, then kelas Envirometriks 12-2, Undang2 Keluarga Islam 2-4 n pukul 4-5 kena masuk lab untuk Final Year Project @ FYP @ Thesis. Langsung takde masa nak qada tidur!

Petang pulak tak baik tidur lepas Asar. So tahan jelah mata. Malam tidur balik pukul 2.30. So memang tak pernah cukup tidur. Akhirnya, pagi tadi saya decide nak tidur puas2! Ho3. Mula2 dah bangun pukul 7, pastu tidur balik, bangun2 dah pukul 11.30. Ha3! puas hati! tapi pagi tadi ada satu jam je kelas, so kira tak rugi sangat la, walaupun memang rasa menyesal (er, sikit je kot…). ANyways, sem ni saya baru ponteng 2 jam kelas, itupun sebab memang tak terdaya. Ha3!

But nak attend klas awal, memang banyak sacrifice la. u have to wake up early, (the BIGGEST sacrifice ever!) ambik bas dlm 15 minutes, sampai kelas. N datang awal doesn’t gurantee an A, so people just don’t give a damn. Datang lambat satu jam pun as long as u can score in exam, is ok! Hmm, maybe something perlu diubah about this. er, ProM, anything u wanna say?

Tapi gejala ponteng ni memang tak baik. Firstly, kita tak paham apa yang lecturer tu ajar nanti, sebab kawan2 pon kadang2 bukannya faham pon. Nak catch up balik even satu jam yang tertinggal susah…

Secondly, tak dapat participate dalam kelas. Kadang2 lecturer bagi kredit tau untuk student yang actively melibatkan diri, mcm jawab soalan dia, tanya soalan, etc etc. Lagipun kalau lecturer kenal, ada faedahnya di kemudian hari. He3..

 Devil

Tapi so far, I’m not that type of people yang suruh kawan sign masuk kelas. It’s really immature! Kalau ponteng ponteng jelah, don’t get other people into trouble kan? Tapi for me, kalau ponteng sebab nak pergi keluar, siapkan assignment, macam kurang sesuai la… make a more believable excuses, mcm tikus saya mati saya nak kebumikan ke, jam loceng saya pecah ditindih hantu ke…

Emm, so far itu saja. So y’all, lain kali nak ponteng jangan ponteng banyak2 ye! Cukupkan attendance masuk final saje sudeh! Till then!

3 vs 1

You might laugh at me for hating these three things, but my stand is very clear. I, for one, hate these following entertainment things:

1 – Karaoke
2 – Cinema
3 – Bowling

Give me a break, will you? FIrst of all, I don’t like karaoke not because I hate to sing, but due to the fact that karaoke boxes are so not private! If I sing, I have to make sure those people from adjacent cubes won’t look at me by standing at strategic location or by simply sitting down. Sometimes I just ignore them, especially when I really wanted to sing, but still, I never felt comfortable enough to sing anyway. So OFF WITH KARAOKE!!!

Secondly, going to cinema is another challenge for me. Look, I know it’s fun and stuffs, but I have this trouble of feeling nauseous and panicked halfway through the movie. Usually, I felt like I have something important to do that makes me feel like storming out of the dark theater. Like 2 hours being trapped doing nothing, and u suddenly reminisce the clothes u haven't washed, the assignments u need to submit...oh, please! i need to get outta here! i still haven't wash my stockings! and u feel like unsettled just sitting there for the period. and sometimes watching the movie in a closed space with a deaf-ing magnitude of noise could do enough to make me nervous. You know, when the beat strums ur heart exactly at the same tempo. It is so disturbing. Malays say 'nak gugur jantung'! Plus, why do you have to pay RM10 ++ just to watch something that you can download freely with an extra HD view? So, STRUCK OUT THE MOVIE!

Third, I never knew why people loved to play bowling. I mean, it doesn’t fun at all, when like people watching you all over. The focus is just on you. Well for attention-whore and publicity-monger, it is not a big deal. In fact, it’s a BIG chance to expose yourself. And when you hit the pins, then came the thundering applause. That’s the point of the game anyway. You do something, and people will scream. I think people bowl just because they want to attract people, and sometimes to feel something that made them feel civilised. Imagine, say, we have a Batu Seremban arena where people can play Batu Seremban, will these people come and play? Because bowling is so urban, they think they should do it like their favourite pastime. Poor Malaysians. Identity theft perhaps?

Oh yes I know dear readers, u have ur own arguments justifying your craze for those stuffs, but please leave me alone. I know it’s fun, but those things surely are not meant for me.

But one thing for sure that I’d love so much is reading! I can finish a 600-pages book in a couple of days, and many more books with less thickness in just one night. It is really my passion. Sometimes books convey emotions better than movies, whereby you can savour a scene in the book for a long time and u might not be able to proceed to another scene for awe or too emotional to continue reading. Books are simply powerful!
So friends, next time u planning to bring me out, just bring me to eat at some eateries to not making me bored. I love food also.  And also because like I stated above; the 3 entertainment things that could strike my heart to death. And for my birthday, just give me some books from Oprah’s Club, and it would make a good birthday gift for me!

Craving for MORE!!

My friend, Hafiz, asked me why I didn’t write in English. I just told him I’m not prepared yet. And what embarrasses me most is grammar error. Sometimes I could not even recognize my own error. And I also do not want people from all over the world understand what I write. Sometimes I just hope that very little could understand my blog, because it was like my own private diary. So I’d like to keep as little readers circle as possible so I will not be too embarrassed.

Well but now, things have changed. I think I need more readers. From the whole world. Like, lots and lots more! This is after all, might be the only chance for me to communicate with some people that might won’t have the chance to know me. Might be the only chance to breakthrough my comfort zone ring.
Maybe. Just maybe. Let’s hope and pray!

ME & ELEPHANTS

For all who wondered, what we as Environmental Science students do in our courses?

As some of you know, I worked for National Elephant Conservation Centre, under PERHILITAN for my internship from May to July 2010. This is the picture taken when I went to Santuari Gajah Sungai Ketiar, Terengganu. It is located 30 km from Kuala Berang.

I was embracing Suria, a 10 year old female Asian elephant from Johor. She was very nice, and we spent a jolly good time together! Suria loves to eat fruits and sweet potato.

When the picture was taken, she weighed 1.87 tons  and she was doing great there. I really missed her and her other friends; Seri and Talong. Crying face Hope they’re doing fine!

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Well, hope this picture would give you some glimpse of what we currently are doing for our environment.

22 February 2011

What? u start blogging?

I know, I know...

Now is a not very good time to start blogging, but I couldn't help myself from championing a keyboard marathon. Oh God, and next week I should be sending my first thesis draft! Shouldn't I be writing my thesis now instead of updating my blog?

To the hell with thesis! Hahahaha! This is very depressing! Writing thesis is like typing a never ending story. There is always room for more words and corrections, and science facts that had to be verified via writing a full sentence of crap and craps. Since I like to write craps and I had wrote enough craps for thesis, maybe writing thesis shouldn't be given any attention, at least for now. Some other craps, however, will be given special treatment. Such as this blog. Hohoho. and that leads us to point number two. (eh, bila masa pulak ni point no 1 kan? )

I would like to have money by doing what I love: writing! And that was why I subscribed nuffnang, for some wealth sake ^.^ I just love getting money!

Then it should make sense now. To have more money, I have to have more people reading the craps I wrote. To have more people to busy-ing my traffic, I have to always have fresh material. To have fresh material is to write more craps! So, my accounting machine deducted this: to write more craps is equal to more money!!

That's why you would be seeing more and more craps sooner! Hahahaha!! and please follow my blog. let's enrich each other with money if u guys subscribe for nuffnang!

Hantu dan U....


Many many people yang selalu associate asrama dengan hantu. Well same for me. Sejak first time masuk asrama masa form 1, I have this paranoia of having direct encounter with ghosts, especially in several 'keras' places dekat asrama. Format cerita selalunya macam ni:

1 - baju putih takde kepala
2 - malam2 sorang2
3 - dekat tmpat paling keras dlm asrama...

This kind of stories never failed to haunt people, terutamanya yang lemah semangat. But I'm not that lemah semangat, just average kalau bab2 cik han ni. (pernah x anyone notice yg Tuhan kalau diterbalikkan bunyinya hantu..cuba sebut tu..han..tu..han..tu...han.. maksudnya these are the two invisible things that Malays are afraid of =P just my opinion)

Dekat asrama masa form 1 smpai form 3 nothing particular yg menakutkan, tapi bila masuk form 4 dah start cerita2 pelik..maybe sebab budak2 jadi lagi jahat kot...

Dekat asrama kami, ada story pasal seorang minah yang di-rape oleh BF nya bersama dengan teman2 lain, n dia mengandung..lepas tu bunuh diri dalam stor dekat satu blok...

Accountability? hhmmm, x sure, tapi sekolah saya mmg setiap tahun ada new girls got knocked up...secara rela pulak tu (knocked up = pregnant, in case u didnt know)...tapi among the new mothers tak tau pulak berapa ramai yang bunuh diri kan...

Next pernah ada seorang akak senior ni..namanya Basyirah..org pggil kak Bas..,kak Bas ni agak rock perwatakannya, n dia ni step-mama dia kasi sekor hantu nama Syakirah utk torment hidup dia. Sebab apa? sebab ayah dia nak tulis wasiat, n step-mama wants the harta..very typical Malay story!

anyway, yang ni kisah benar because I was there when this happened. I was in form 4 and she was form 5. waktu tengahari, tengah makan, tetiba dia hempas tray dia atas meja n jerit "AKU NAK DARAH!" Soon afterwards, chaos erupted. Cikgu Amar, a history teacher which is well versed dalam negotiation makhluk asing ni pon gagal nak menghalau si Syakirah dri tubuh Bas. Si Syakirah ckp : "AKU LAGI RELA MATI DALAM BADAN BUDAK NI DARI MATI KENA PUKUL DENGAN TUAN AKU!"

This became stranger and stranger sebab org kata roh org yg mati akan naik ke langit. kan guys kan? er, guys...?? But not in this case. SYakirah mati sebab bunuh diri. Dia siap ckp gini lagi : "AKU DULU ISLAM. LEPAS TU JADI KAPIR SEBAB AKU BUNUH DIRI!" hmm, hantu yg jujur!

That was in 2ndary school. Masuk U, x takut dah. Cerita hantu x banyak mcm dekat sekolah.

Tapi something happened recently, di mana saya telah ditindih n melihat seekor jembalang berbulu kaki lebat duduk di atas pinggang saya. SInce then, saya tidur mesti bukak bacaan mp3 Yasin dalam laptop kuat2. x kira la tidur malam ke, siang ke, petang ke..that experience was very horrifying! xnak berulang dah!

mula2, dapat rasa dia datang dari tingkap, sebab tingkap tu terbukak..bila saya nak cuba bangun je dah lambat, dia dah sempat tindih dulu. waktu tu pukul 10.50 pagi, saya baru balik kelas. apalagi, baca ayat kursi 3 kali, baru dia pergi. mujurlah dia x ikut saya baca. hu3. kalau x mesti mimpi ngeri. bila tanya pendapat kawan2 on how to avoid this thing, ni cadangan mereka:

1 - tidur menghadap kanan
2 - letak gunting @ benda tajam @ Yasin bawah bantal
3 - baca 3 qul n 21 kali bismillah sblum tidur
4 - baca 3 qul n ayat Kursi sebelum tidur jugak
5 - baca 3 kali ayat kursi sebelum tidur lagi
6 - kalau kena himpit jugak, baca seperti salah satu pilihan di atas
7 - cuba gerakkan anggota badan sedaya mungkin

Itu saja tips yg saya dapat daripada mereka yang arif. Hmm, kalau ada tips lain2, boleh share sama2... tentang Bas n SYakirah, lain kali saya cerita :) hehehe...

-Manusia sebaik2 kejadian Allah..jangan takut dengan makhluk yg lain...-

GLEE!


I love it ! I love it ! I love it !

I know some people claimed that How I Met Your Mother is way better than Glee, but I think what we need now is simply a musical! How many musical shows are there like, since Grease? Oh come on, High School Musical is like Cinderella n it doesn't count!

See? What we seriously need is a MUSICAL! Hurray to Glee! First thing I love about Glee is everybody is a loser. No heroes, no jocks, no cheerleaders as the main lead. Everyone was a jerk, a closeted homo, a paralysed wheelchair-bound nerd, fat girl, pregnant, Jews, Asians, bullied, etc etc of whom people can relate to! It shows how imperfect people are, how we have our own insecurities that we have to address, our own mistakes that can pull us to be the biggest loser. Everyone is just a freak, just that they don't want to admit that.

Secondly, the numbers they're doing. Their covers are simply amazing and sometimes jawdropping! Especially with those mind blowing choreography! I must say I hated High School Musical though, for HSM was very childish and sometimes intolerable... =.= But with Glee, they shed some new lights on high school musicals. Like in HSM, macam Hindustan. Suddenly tukang kebun pun pandai menari n masuk sekali dalam tarian dia, n ntah bila dia practice menari sama2. Doesn't that sound weird???? Like Glee, only the casts are singing and dancing, and the crowd just ignore them, (well, they are losers..what else should the crowd do?)

But if u know truth about the cast u might nott find them interesting anymore.

1 - Cory Monteith (Finn)and Mark Salling (Puck) are 29 this year, which is not near to a high school age...well in Hollywood, 19 looks like 29 and vice versa...
2 - Kevin McHale (Artie) is not paralysed and he is the best dancer in Glee (well, when he is not in his wheelchair)...
3 - Chris Colfer, (Kurt) however, is openly gay...
4 - Jenna Ushkowitz (Tina Cohen-Chang) is not really Asian..she was born in South Korea though, but she was adopted when she was 2...so she didn't really lived as an Asian...
5 - Lea Michele is adorable, not that cocky and self-centered in real life..

So that's what I had in hand so far. And so far, Glee is the best show that works for me. Tried Vampire Diaries, but without the musical part, it's hard to stay focused... Samantha Who? is great, but somehow the spark is fading away...Heroes? Oh yes, my favourite! But season 3 cut the excitement off with that ridiculous storyline and everyone-can-have-a-superpower subplot...

Until then, anyone of u Gleeks? if u r, let's have some Glee moment together!

-DON'T STOP BELIEVIN'-!

PRK = bullshit

I always hate politics that I always want to avoid writing about them anywhere. But since this blog is all about students' life, politics happened, but in a smaller scale i.e campus wide.

Baru semalam, PRK (Pilihanraya Kampus) was carried out. FOr ur information, there were two parties competed, ProAspirasi (PRO-A) and Pro-Mahasiswa (Pro-M).

Pro-Aspirasi mewakili kerajaan, manakala Pro-M mewakili pembangkang. Sebagai mahasiswa berjiwa bebas, saya x suka dipaksa memilih yang bukan2, n usually disuruh memilih calon atas kehendak organisasi. For instance, Pro-M suruh pilih calon dia sebab dia nak tubuhkan Parlimen Mahasiswa (bulls!) n Pro-A takde apa2 manifesto yang menarik, just competing for the sake of competing against Pro-M.

Calon pilihan saya? Secret. Tapi I give u some hint: yg saya rasa mengarut saya tak pilih.

Saya sebenarnya benci falsafah perjuangan sesetengah pihak yg terlampau radikal dan ekstrem, mcm politik kampus ni everything for them. Tak kiralah mana2 pihak, tapi saya rasa setiap kali mereka membuat sesuatu yang melampau, saya rasa benci.

Contohnya, baru Jumaat lepas mereka mengusung keranda di UPM, n mengeluarkan jenazah yg disimbah dengan cat merah. Persoalannya, perlukah semua tu? Yang tak best, disebabkan satu event ni, akan menghantar signal yg salah kepada org ramai. Apa pandangan mereka pada UPM nanti? Mahasiswa berdemo just sebab nak pegang kuasa? OMG! - Total bullshit! Sedangkan selama 364 hari ni, xde pulak mereka sibuk mengusung even jenazah seekor semut ke mana2. Tiba2 sebab PRK jadi mcm Mesir. Sangat2 mencemarkan nama baik IPT je! N dengar cerita sebab perbuatan mereka, AUKU akan dikenakan lebih ketat. Mm, padan muka!

It's not my intention to punish them, but they should know the limits. STudents bukannya suka benda2 mengarut ni. Semua org duduk U nak blaja, nak bersukan, berteater, menikmati waktu remaja.... bukannya nak memerintah. Kalau mereka nak sangat kuasa, jangan cakap student nak kuasa. Cakap jelah parti mereka yang gila kuasa. Ni asyik libatkan student yg neutral mcm saya. Memanglah hilang rasa hormat dekat mereka. Cakap je kat BHEP parti mereka nak kuasa autonomi, sebab kalau betul2 student nak kuasa autonomi, mereka akan memilih parti tu. Tapi kalau students taknak, tengoklah result PRK.

Yang lagi tak best, kita tau semua ada pengaruh politik luar. Itu sangat menyakitkan hati. Kan best kalau mereka ni neutral, tak payah berkiblatkan mana2 pemimpin luar. Biarlah politik luar dekat luar, jangan bawak masuk dalam institusi akademik. Kalau dibawak jugak, itu namanya mencemarkan institusi akademik yang menjadi tempat students menimba ilmu dengan politik murahan. Lame! Kan tak baik, tempat mahasiswa menimba ilmu menjadi medan percubaan politik luar.

Kepada sesiapa yang membaca, tolonglah ingat hidup di U ni sekejap sangat. Tak berbaloi korbankan benda yg penting hanya untuk kejar benda yang tak penting. Tapi depends pada kepala anda sendiri untuk decide mana yang penting n mana yang tak. Kalau bagi anda politik kampus lagi penting, sila teruskan. Saya cuma menasihati, yang ada akalnya anda jugak.


-Guru kencing berdiri, murid kencing berlari-

Sports n U

I was never good in sports. Or I think WILL never. It's not because I'm not trying, it's because it's too late now. Everybody had reached at least somewhere, and I don't think it's easy to just start now and being the lowest point of all. And I don't think sports is my cup of tea. I got easily bored only by watching a match.

So that's how I perceive it. I think I was a quite good athlete though when I was younger. I'd love to play traditional games such as tuju tin, rounders, lubang tikus, zero point etc etc. And damn, I was one of the above-average players! Like seriously, I can run very good, and I have my own tactics to win a game. I can contribute to my team since I am a very good team player. But since those kind of games was not available in schools, I became distracted and not interested.

So every week I pretended that I forgot to bring my sport shirt so that I don't have to play football with my classmates. However, now I regretted that decision. I should have tried at least, because all of them were not that good. And we all started at zero, of which there were nobody better except for those who are talented. And if I tried, maybe I will end up somewhere. Because I was not bothered to try, now most of my friends played football in University level. Yes, I am sure I can be at least at the same level as they are! -well, i don't need u to believe me, I just knew it! haha!

SO that is me now, I cannot start to play football now on the spot; I lack years of training. But I'd love to play with people of the same level as I am. I mean, don't have to feel shy of not kicking it right. Everybody will making a fool out of themselves that nobody would be looked at that obvious. Haha! Oh how I wish....

I HATE U EXAMS!

First of all, I would like to say thanks to u again because u had given me such joy earlier this morning. The mark u gave me was simply marvelous!

Trying to rise again to the top is not that easy with u keep kicking me in the back. I am tired with trying to remember facts that i need to vomit out during that 2 hours we met. It was tiresome and sometimes pointless. I mean, why do I have to remember something that won't even be remembered the next few hours after being remembered? I despise that for all you concern!

I am not a good rememberer, and I don't want to remember. I think the only cause u existed at the first place is because u're trying to torment me with my memory disorder. well now u have succeeded times an times again, so please stop it! how can i continue being a top student if my marks keep sinking like Titanic after the iceberg?

So please be like the first time i met u. the time when i can choose what answer i want to answer, the choices u gave me that blessed me with the honour to choose. the A, B, C, D...i'd loved u by that time! but also by time, u changed into this moron i barely know. such pity! u gave me question and a complete blank for me to fill in. how can i know what do u want to know from me?

so exams, with this appeal, i sincerely hope i can kiss u goodbye, or better yet, please be kind to me. please3! i need one more DL for my CV!

End of end

This is it guys! Final sem it is!

I think this is something that somebody else had always been waiting for. For this very end of the journey. And me? I am crying over this. I think it's unfair that something this good will not last. Oh, study was the best thing ever happened in my life (so far!). Every sem, I am given with RM5,000 just to stay in University and do nothing. I was sent to Korea, got to participate many things that I thought I would never do, such as playing kompang in kenduri kahwin, archery, drama etc etc...It feels like heaven!

Well but, I don't take it for granted. I studied hard, did my assignments, attended my classes... and it feels good that I don't have to think about paying bills, settle the debts, and many other things that most adults would have to think of. It just feels great!

The only drawback perhaps is to write my thesis in time and to have to worry that this heaven is going to collapse soon...7 more weeks.. ~~sigh~~!

Well that's it for now. Going to write again soon!
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